you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 17, 2021

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

jimmy polishers

Refers to a person's lips that sucks dick.

Stop talking shit or I will smack you right in your Jimmy polishers

by Jay Benz January 27, 2024

Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025