Sweet Naps

make snents

by ll July 1, 2003

Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.

Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...

by anonymous September 25, 2020

NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.

#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)

by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020