jizz erosion

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.

Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!

by wizzard739 January 19, 2008

jizz legs

when a person has sperm, cum, jizz on their legs

Man you have got jizz legs.

by Reno Walkero January 9, 2009

jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

jizz-spat

The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Jizz Jumper

One who jumps at the thought of catching jizz. Usually you would call a girl this if she's a WELL known smut around your school/neighborhood.

1.Yo did you see that jizz jumper look over when you said dick? That trick needs to simmer down thats my nickname.
2.Dat bitch needs to give me my money, out there trickin' on the corner all day and cant pay a pimp, dirty ass jizz jumper.

by Rob Nigga December 23, 2008

jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010

jizz and violence

A spurt so hard to the face or upper body of a lover that it physically knocks them backward. Usually followed by a cry of the same name.

"Jizz and violence, jizz and violence. . Jizz..and....VIOLENCE!..........bitch"

by grizzly Adams October 8, 2013