You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
Get the Goon stancemug. 1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. Noun for both:
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
Get the goon armmug. A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
Get the street goonmug. by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025
Get the Time-Gooningmug. Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.
by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025
Get the Goon Splashmug. Another word for goon cave.
Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.
I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 9, 2024
Get the Goon Cocoonmug.