High-Counties

High-Counties---Napa-Lake counties in Calif are adjacent to one another...Napa is the wine capital of the world...Lake county is becoming the cannabis capital of the world. There are a lot of DRY-counties in the south and midwest. California has only HIGH counties instead.
We went on a trip to Arkansas driving through some dry-counties. We are lucky to live in the High-counties of Napa-Lake in California
by jojotep January 25, 2022
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North St Louis County

The area bordering some of the north part of St Louis City County (City Districts 5 and 6) within the jurisdiction and geography of St Louis County, Missouri. This includes Ferguson, Florissant, Bridgeton, Berkeley, Bellefontaine Neighbors, Riverview, Glasgow Village, Spanish Lake, Dellwood, Pine Lawn, Moline Acres, Castle Point, Normandy, etc. North St Louis County has some interesting history from radioactive waste being dumped at multiple sites to the stories of long term local families. Most of the municipalities in North St. louis county report crime rates both non violent and property that are higher than state averages for Missouri. This area is also heavily associated with black populations within the Metro area; however some areas like Bridgeton have maintained solid levels of black and white people for a decent amount of time with Census data without sharp declines of white populations like those noted in Normandy, Riverview, Glasgow, etc. The quality of public education is varied. Many landlords from out of state and sometimes out of country also mass-purchase properties in these communities without giving a damn about being responsible, and the properties get overtaken with crackheads and others who will become a neighborhood nuisance. There are many people who just can’t afford to move somewhere else but they are good people. Some parts of North County are also nice, and there are houses and neighborhoods that are safer within it.
Ex 1:

John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.

Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.

Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.
by mirikatz May 07, 2025
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County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief
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Giles County Gucci

Any bucees branded clothing from the prestigious gas station just across the state line. A status symbol reserved for onky tge elite, wearing bucees branded clothing shows that a giles county resident is well travelled.
Did you see her new beaver earrings? Girl has that Giles County Gucci
by Dirtyboi01 April 10, 2024
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county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.
Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!
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down on the county farm

In the county jail, prison, or rehab.
Jim back down on the county farm again. Everyone think it Joe who ratted him out. Shot caller will put the 'word' out when he find out.
by Come getr January 18, 2023
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Roane County Abortion

When you consume an eightball of methamphetamine and have intercourse with an impregnated female until she miscarries the unwanted fetus.
Man i can't afford no more kids guess im goin' have to get some go and give her a Roane County abortion!
by Frtt656y October 27, 2023
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