what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017
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Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.
by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 03, 2021
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bump dirties

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.
by Jerome the Black Mamba April 14, 2011
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Reno Bumps

A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.
"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"
by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013
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bumping

blaring music out and jamming to it
bro I'm bumping Call Me Maybe
by bigboobybatallions May 18, 2022
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Bumping

When you are making out with someone with glasses and the glasses on that person “bump” against your face
Scott: “Hey emma i’m tryna be bumping you later”
Emma: “Ard bet!”
by Uncle Tacitus May 21, 2022
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