Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
by girl on fire November 27, 2011
Get the Friends-in-Law mug.Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.
by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 28, 2011
Get the Benefit with friends mug.The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes
by amaanna April 1, 2013
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Get the Friend Tax mug.A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)
by MC JOEY January 5, 2011
Get the McGirl Friend mug.A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017
Get the fake friend mug.People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.
"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.
by Menstralmotorcycle May 20, 2018
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