by I love gray Dolan May 6, 2018

A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020

Fairy emo goddess. You get nightmares from looking in her eyes. She hates kids and puppies. Amazing style! Very opened minded and will make you feel like an idiot if you are being one but loves you to death and just wants to make sure you’re ok.
by CarissaFostervold March 14, 2021

Brooke is player but he will never lose a feeling for his first love he is so hot charming, lovely and he loves to spend time with his loved ones
Brooke
by Popopopopopopopo hey dawg November 27, 2021

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020

The best football player in the world. His best friends name is Eli and he loves to drink...except the next day.
by Gage brooks July 8, 2018

Without question, no one could mention a person, a girl, a women as beautiful as her. She's top of the pile, with a magnificent smile and curious genuine eyes. Yes she's tiny as shit but her personality stand 3-worlds tall, yet so humble the worlds are the smallest of all. Courageous and quick, she's not to forget, all the details around her which she grasps for her wit. Her skin is so soft and her laugh so sincere, she will hug you with a warmth that will scare away fear. When her head is on goal and her feet on the ground, she'll often walk faster than any man in the town. She's an agile one. Clever and crafty. She keeps track of her four until connected in harmony. She has a heart full of love willing to share. And loved by the many she will always be there. She's a fighter. A charmer with a genuine soul. She's stronger than most and know's not her own pull. It goes without question that there could not be one smarter. She'll go further and further while the rest of them falter. There are few, if any, that engender her splendour. Because she is 1 of A kind she is Brooke and that's all that should matter.
"She certainly has an Brooke Caldwell way about her the way she warms up to those people."
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
"Look at the way she just Brooke'd that problem- piece of cake!"
by TarinWinslow July 20, 2025
