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Fuck Tard

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.
EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"
by smendez April 11, 2010
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E-tard

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!
Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!
by Noah gyles May 12, 2006
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tard

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.
She is such a tard.
Shut up you tard!
by Hermoine Wazlib January 21, 2009
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tard

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.
" meta

name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him."

-Meta-tard

"Sarah

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her"

-sarah-tard
by Wastes my time flaming August 24, 2011
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C-tard

A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.
John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!
by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010
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Wii-tard

A retard whose main goal in life appears to be spending as much time as possible playing Wii.
Malcolm: OMG, did you know you can get COD on Wii? I got to level 50 already and I only got it an hour ago!

Wendy: You're such a Wii-tard.
by NaziCookieMonster February 19, 2011
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Reece Tard

A chav who doesnt understand basic conversation and has a strange obsession with licking windows and their shoulder. A Reece Tard will commonly be seen in their natural habitat of JD sports
Boy 1: Look at that spaker over there
Boy 2: Yeah hes a right Reece Tard
by Ian Mcgrinty September 10, 2012
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