Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)

The frequent occurrence of when you're getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn't just any ordinary dump, it's the kind where it's absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you always late for class?
Guy 2: It's kind of embarrassing. I had to take a huge dump.
Guy 1: WTF?
Guy 2: I have Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS).

by Radby December 4, 2014

Court Imposter Syndrome

When a person, either male or female, shows up to divorce court to “fake poor” in order to sway the judge to decide more in their favor and leave them less liable.

I studied up on how to truly embody the edge of homeless part, replete with the right degree of b.o., so there’d be no suspicion I was attempting to manipulate the court with just another lame and transparent example of Court Imposter Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

i miss you syndrome

When you miss someone so much, that you love, that you can't function normally.

× You get depressed
× Can't focus on work
× You get irritated because you want them to be with you but they can't.

This can be due to:
-living in different places
-different schools/college/uni
-work schedules don't fit so you can see each other enough

A- "I'm sorry I didn't mean to snap at you"
B- "Oh it's okay. Is everything good?"
A- "Yeah I think it's just I miss you syndrome. When are you coming over next?"

by Frenchchic September 17, 2019

John Travolta Syndrome

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.

Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

by pototatoe head March 3, 2011

double letter syndrome

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

by GJAY. September 28, 2009

Maastricht Syndrome

The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.

I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!

Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.

The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!

by gate crasher x October 23, 2011

2 girls 1 cup syndrome

A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.

Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome

by Chas A April 22, 2008