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Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.
IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".
by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 3, 2013
mugGet the Dumpster Swagmug.

swag

when someone acts stupid and if something looks dumb
Tim from raines foundation school 8 w you think ur a bad man ur just swag!
wigga!
by naomi hayden August 11, 2005
mugGet the swagmug.

Swag level

Each person has a swag level. You can reach different swag levels by points called "Swag points". There are atleast 7 levels of swag which you can classify yourself as...

Level 1. ight +0
Level 2. Chill +5
Level 3. Tight +10
Level 4. Dope +15
Level 5. sky high +20
Level 6. Epic +25
Level 7. Fly +30

The +'s are how many swag points it is until you reach that level... Everybody starts of at ight. You may earn points by different acts you do for example if you get cell numbers, if you dress fly, if your pants are kinda low, if your straight up making bank, and lastly if you got bitches all around you!

Now since you know, go out and improve your swag level and post on Facebook what it is as soon as it hits the next level
1. "Yo im only like 2 points away from hitting fly on my swag level"
2. "Damn bro, im still just Dope, but i only need to get 3 more swag points before i be sky high"
1. "Thats great, but you still ain't up with me"
by rockinwithswagger13 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Swag levelmug.

swag wagger

a prostitute who walks the street looking for customers
Damn that guh must be a swag wagger up in them skimpy clothes like that!
by Skeebe March 22, 2008
mugGet the swag waggermug.

swag jaggin

The act of purposely trying to bring an individuals swag down, usually done by "haters".
Don't be swag jaggin me bro.
by CoryandRyan January 2, 2010
mugGet the swag jagginmug.

swag strat

A speedrunning strategy that does not save the player any time in completing a game quickly but may be visually impressive or technically difficult to execute adding to its appeal for an audience.
My boi Spikevegeta going for the swag strat here. It doesn't save any time, but it looks really cool.
by Amok1275 August 26, 2020
mugGet the swag stratmug.

Penguin Swag

When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.
*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*

Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"

Billy: *smh*
by CBBeast_D1121 November 10, 2010
mugGet the Penguin Swagmug.

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