super straight

super straight are just gay men who play rpg games and kiss each other

guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok

by goofy ahh vincent November 19, 2021

Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

Super Norman

a cool person.. always there to talk to.. understanding.. loveable!! (HAHA)

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Super straight

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke

person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))

by luigis#1sugarbaby March 8, 2021

Super Saiyan

To come back to school or work after the weekend and having dyed your hair golden blonde.

(Green contact lenses are optional).

Guy 1: Whoa! Check out Keith! He went Super Saiyan!

Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.

Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

by Super Special Awesome Cell October 30, 2011

Super Thug

a big white guy with a beard who kills motherfuckers all the time; the superman of thugz.

The Evil Zoe Clone and Identicon Guard were blown away by one rocket shot from the Super Thug.

by Super Thug May 11, 2003

Super straight

Super straight is a new sexuality.
Since straight men often get called transphobic when they dont want to date a transwoman. Being super straight means that you only date people that where born the other gender.

Hey Mom and Dad, i wanted to tell you that im super straight.

by Teilzeitgott March 3, 2021