by ploafmaster April 27, 2017
Get the story foodmug. once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the A Storymug. An individual’s favorite television series; episodes, short series, dramatic graphic series, and or television shorts
by Black_Adam May 6, 2022
Get the Storiesmug. Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.
by Skarrins February 1, 2025
Get the Lemonfur has no storymug. A gorgeous girl who is the opposite of boy crazy, likes sushi, ice cream, a raging extrovert, and everyone thinks she’s pretty. Basically; she’s the ideal friend to any introvert
Story and I went shopping the other day! She threatened to throw hands with a guy who had recently catcalled me, I stopped her though.
by sorry,luv July 25, 2022
Get the Storymug. by JBulls88 November 12, 2017
Get the story-woodmug. Sex is rough.
John was heading home, when he saw Amy, his virgin neighbor from the apartment building, smoking a cigarette by the entrance. She was wearing a tank top and jeans. He suddenly wanted her. As he approached her, she offered him a smoke. He declined her offer, and instead grabbed her roughly by the waist. She dropped her smoke in shock. He stomped it out. “Let’s have some private time, you and me.” She went shy, but agreed. They went into his room, and he locked the door behind them. . John then led Amy into the bedroom. He closed the door behind them. No outsiders; they were alone. Immediately, He pushed her into the wall and started frenching her. She moaned slightly.
John was heading home, when he saw Amy, his virgin neighbor from the apartment building, smoking a cigarette by the entrance. She was wearing a tank top and jeans. He suddenly wanted her. As he approached her, she offered him a smoke. He declined her offer, and instead grabbed her roughly by the waist. She dropped her smoke in shock. He stomped it out. “Let’s have some private time, you and me.” She went shy, but agreed. They went into his room, and he locked the door behind them. . John then led Amy into the bedroom. He closed the door behind them. No outsiders; they were alone. Immediately, He pushed her into the wall and started frenching her. She moaned slightly.
He took off his shirt, then her tank top. She grew much more shy seeing her boobs exposed. He got down and started to suck and gnaw on her tits. She moaned harder. Then he started to bring down her jeans. “Stop, no..” Amy said. John ignored her and brought them all the way down. She had only a tiny bikini covering her pussy now. Amy turned red, but let John continue. He brought down her bottoms, exposing her wet pussy. She sat down on the bed, and spread her legs out reluctantly, and John got down, and started to eat her pussy out. He gnawed and slurped every nook and cranny of her pussy. Amy rolled her head back moaning loudly with pleasure. John kept gnawing on her pussy for five minutes, then brought down his pants, revealing an 11 inch long, 2 inch wide cock— rock-hard and ready to penetrate and tear up Amy’s pussy. Amy grew horny, and begged for his dick to be in her pussy, no longer caring for her virgin status. He answered her prayers and turned her around so that he was on her back. Then, he shoved his large cock into Amy’s wet pussy. He shoved it in until he reached the back of her pussy, or 9 inches in. Amy screamed in pain and pleasure, and came instantly . Her eyes rolled back, as John started thrusting his cock in and out of her, faster and faster. He came in her 5 minutes later. Amy was yelling in pain and pleasure. She gasped for breath. John stopped, and they fell asleep in each others arms. John spooned Amy for parts of the rest of the night.
Rough Sex story
Rough Sex story
by Monosloq December 25, 2024
Get the Sex storymug.