Steven

A super unattractive guy that rains on everyone’s happiness and will tear people apart and never get blamed. I suggest never hanging out with one of these guys unless you want them to ruin your entire social life and make you hate your life.

Steven: make homophobic jokes*
Guy: gets offended and starts crying*
Steven: laughs and says “it was never my fault”

by Awkard person 13 May 13, 2019

A group of stevens

If a group of 2 stevens is together it is a cluster of fucks or short hand cluster fuck. If a group of 3 or more stevens are together it's is called a disappointment .

Man look a group of stevens over there it's a cluster fuck. Or Look at that a group of stevens its such a disappointment over there

by Thewarmerofglizzes April 26, 2025

Steven Riley

A person who loves sports and is really rude towards others but can be really nice when he what’s too

Steven Riley is being a dick today

by Ava móre October 8, 2020

Steven

Stevens can be really good at everything but in exchange can have a really ugly girlfriend they always talking shit but in the end they are shit

Damn steven has the ugliest girl

by RicK8 September 29, 2018

Steven Segaul

An actor who can actual kill you.

Dude Steven Segaul is gonna kill you.

by Yo man ha March 10, 2016

Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..

Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!

by DJPANDADUDE_big excision fan_4 August 5, 2023

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016