Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 3, 2016

Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

california sandstorm

When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast

That idiot California sandstormed on my wall

by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017