Hick Stick Lick

When a person missing at least two teeth delivers felatio while in an upside down position, such as lying prone on an elevated surface

I got a hick stick lick from an oakie last night behind the tractor.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016

concealer stick

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up

Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea

by pdizzlewizzle May 22, 2016

boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

Track Shack

A magical place of Adult fun and debauchery. It is located in a small rural Minnesota college town. On weekends many people would show up sober and somehow leave completely trashed within a couple of hours. The shack was founded in the early spring of 2017 by 4 members of college track team. There is a oil painting of the founders on the wall. If you go to the Track Shack it is almost custom that you play Toss of Fate, by the time the game is finished you will most likely be assimilated into Track Shack culture, also don’t be too alarmed to see a person doing a naked lap round the house, there is a 69% chance that will happen. Be sure to look for the “Captain” of the Track Shack, which is really just a really drunk guy in a sailor hat. Also check out the dance floor, it is pretty lit.

Kingles: Track Shack this weekend?

Big Daddy G: LFG!!!

The Captain: Don’t tell coach!

by Black squirrel February 25, 2018

spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas

“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”

by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Nostalgia Sack

Nostalgia Sack: A condition of psychological captivity held over you by the past works of certain artists or pop-culture properties that makes it impossible for you to dislike anything they do in later years, to such an extent that you would stop supporting them.

EG. "Green Day have sucked since 2004, but they know it doesn't matter, they've got you by the nostalgia sack. All they have to do is promise to play tracks off of "Dookie" and you'll continue to help them buy new Yachts while excusing their awful fucking music.

by emancipatedtamagotchi February 25, 2020