WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
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Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril
"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb
by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020
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Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
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Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.
I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.
by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018
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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
Spoon sleepwalker
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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sandwich-spoon

Refers to where two people lie on their sides and snuggle up to a third person, either to help said "monkey in the middle" feel warm and/or reassured, or because they both like the person a lot.
A cute gal can save a bundle on heating-oil if she just invites a couple of warm-hearted guys over to sandwich-spoon with her on any night when it's a bit chilly.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 07, 2023
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