When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
by nimble nimble September 19, 2020
Get the Sleep Roulettemug. by anonymous May 4, 2020
Get the Sleep creepmug. When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.
Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.
by Lady Leo June 29, 2014
Get the Sleep lifemug. When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere
“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.
by Captain eg November 15, 2018
Get the Bean sleepmug. by cb_14 September 6, 2021
Get the Sleeping Beautymug. This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
Get the Sleep Crapneamug. apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)
by YorkMSABrozzers October 10, 2020
Get the ho to sleepmug.