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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef
by anonymous July 26, 2024
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simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)
simonsimps are cute
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simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)
simonsimps are cute
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simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)
simonsimps are cute
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Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."
by rosellias January 13, 2024
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Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3
"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"
by lasimona January 17, 2024
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