rusty q tip

after your done fucking a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and stick it in her ear.

Jon: i was fucking this chick for 5 hours hard in the ass and just pulled it out and she got the rusty q tip.

Mike: damn sounds like a good night

by D Muscle December 9, 2011

RustyCanoe

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.

Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

rusty pocketknife

The act of making love to dirty work pants, using ketchup for lubrication.

The janitor was caught doing a "rusty pocketknife", on the clock...

by Hoody Bombs July 14, 2014

Rusty bob sled

The act of sticking a non-flaccid penis in your partners anus, then proceeding to ride them down the stairs.

WOW, did you hear Suzie got rusty bob sled down 7 stairs and wanted round 2

by sweeney billy May 7, 2015

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016

rusty pelican hook

This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.

"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"

by 3gor June 25, 2016

rusty eiffel tower

Similar to the standard Eiffel Tower, a Rusty Eiffel Tower is a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job and the other is hitting the girl, in the butt, from behind. The gentlemen then clap hands over the girl forming a tower of glory.

They made a Rusty Eiffel Tower with her last night.

by Ntaaj June 23, 2016