road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

road hard

road hard is a term that describes the way a particular thing looks, usually a girl, when it or she looks rather gnarley, respectively.

my teacher is fuckin road hard, that bitch is fug!

by ayngland July 8, 2005

Road pussy

The act of adding four points to a random hookup when traveling out of town or at least many miles from home, that no one else, or only a few close friends or cool co-workers (who are with you), know about. i.e. A woman that is ordinarily a 3 is upgraded to a 7.

Do you believe that Steve hooked up with an 8?

Nah, Road Pussy.

Oh, right.

by Poppa bear smackdown April 1, 2011

road salad

A term used by rake yohn (viva la bam actor) speaking of someone 'tossing your salad' while driving (Not a *eat* salad)

Dude I almost crashed beacause she gave me a road salad

by the uthuh billg November 22, 2007

Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

by penh June 6, 2009

Road Block

when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.

Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.

by JustinCase October 31, 2006

Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.

"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."

by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010