Joan Rivers

The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.

Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers

by Marineassassin January 15, 2010

Riverdancer

A male that likes to wait in bathrooms and watch other men urinate.

"Dude, I was in the bathroom earlier and Dusty was totally checking out my stream!... He's a Goddamned RIVERDANCER!"

by Magic Juan September 6, 2005

Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.

I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.

by Hieidark123 July 27, 2010

river

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

by River October 22, 2004

Riverton

A town in Springfield, Illinois. Not the best town, I admit, but not as shitty as the other persons definition. Mainly it's just a poor small town that trailer park residences flock to, full of people who shop at Wal-Mart for clothes and can't afford anything better than Hollister. In school we don't yell out stuff."The Hawks Nest" doesn't smell, I've been there myself. Not the best food, but what do you expect from a small town?

All in all Riverton is a poor town with a few idiots.

*sees person wearing junky clothes*
"Looks like people from Riverton."
"Yep."

by Resident of Riverton July 24, 2013

riverhead girls

a riverhead girl are girls who puff there hair up to the size of queen latifas booty,and never shut the fuck u. all riverhead girls need to just shut there mouths for once and stop taking upward faggy pictures of there sluttyness and take there guy friends hats off for once

guy 1: damn those riverhead girls are annoying
guy 2: yeah i know, but you can bang them so easily

by yourgrandmasgrandma. February 18, 2011

riverdale

from witnessing fh games i kno for a fact that the riverdale girls sound like men.... and they're not that good...that's all i have to say... and fieldston is really not that bad

the fh players at riverdale sound like men

by fhgurl06 July 16, 2008