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Fuck Me Right

A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.
"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?

Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?

Matt-"Fuck me right?"

Fuck me right is a rossy saying.
by Matt Feichtinger November 17, 2007
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yeaaaaaa right

Denial of one's request and/or suggestion.
Mark, do you have any money?
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaa right"
by whatta ya wanna do crew! August 9, 2003
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Aye right Whatever

Scottish variance on the expression "Whatever".

Meaning yeah whatever. used when you do not believe somethign some one is saying or disagree with thier statement.
I was chosen for the Scotland team (person 1)

Person (2) Aye Right whatever
by montrose1 March 5, 2010
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CGR ( Can't get right )

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)
John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.
by Ron Teal July 25, 2012
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play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something
she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them
by soupppuddle January 2, 2022
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Pass that shit to the right

The phrase to be used by those classy cannabis smokers who know that the only 'right way' to pass a piece is the right way.

Any smoking device being used in a smoking rotation should be passed to the right. Exceptions are allowable, but only when its not a particularly epic rotation. Any rotation with importance (ie. on 4/20, multi-blunt, at a crackin party, or anytime after 3am) should always use a 'to the right rotation'
But when the crew circles to smoke that good, there's one thing you better know- Playa I pass that shit to the right, yeah I pass that shit to the right, time gettin slow, bag gettin low but I pass that shit to the right.
by CHS 2010 September 1, 2010
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