Riding the Cancun cannonball

Verb-to chug a keg while riding on a mechanical bull and getting head

Trey-Dude! I was so trashed last night...
Not Trey- Bro, were you riding the Cancun cannonball?
Trey & Not Trey- Yeaaaaahhh MONEY!

by George Bromero October 6, 2010

Ridin' Granny Style

a way to pass time on long road trips. One must sit in a lawn chair strapped to the top of the vehicle, like the granny seen during the credits of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Passenger: "I'm so bored, are we there yet?"
Driver: "Not yet, I'll pull over so you can start Ridin' Granny Style to pass the time."

by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

riding the rancor

This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."

Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.

Dude 2: Dude she was 15!

(at a party)

Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.

Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.

Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then

(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?

Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places

Bro 1: Luke survived

Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro

by princeofbrosia July 9, 2012

Riding the Gus bus

A figurative reference towards the depressed mood one is in, due to the alienation of his/her peers.

All of my friends stopped talking to me. I've been riding the Gus bus all week.

by juicy JD December 2, 2014

Ridnip

Living alone at your house with cats

A 40 year ridnip lives in a ghetto apartment building

by Anybody can be a ridnip October 6, 2016

Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016

Ridin' Dirty

for a girl: the act of having great sweaty sex with major ejaculation inside of you, and not taking a shower and proceeding with normal daily tasks (ie: going to work, market, school (college of course), or visiting a friend or OBGYN (OH NO!!).

Female says to friend as they shopping at the mall: omg! I saw Kevin today, and I totally forgot... I'm ridin' dirty!!

by OSEYDIBTN December 27, 2017