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Chocolate Rain

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2019
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Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips
Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"
Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.
by Grodd July 12, 2015
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100% of rain

100% of rain.
100% of rain.
by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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she can't...cuz she dum dum
rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3
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Raine

On the outside she is a very quiet girl - an introvert in a way; But once you get to know her she never shuts up and always finds a way to make everyone laugh. She finds it hard to show her true self so she most likely will let out her talents Raine's are really good at singing, dancing, etc. She has very neat handwriting that everyone wants. She is a very romantic person, Once she has a crush on a certain guy, she wont stop thinking about him and will never shut up about him and always talks about him to her friends and will do anything possible to get him to notice her or talk to her. She's a very beautiful girl but she doesn't know it because they are normally insecure of themselves. She has huge beautiful dark blue eyes almost like grey with a beautiful smile that makes everyone's day.
Boy 1: "Oh look, It's Raine!"
Boy 2: "She is so pretty, I wish I had the guts to talk to her."
by daily_dose_of_facts October 13, 2022
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Raine

The prettiest, coolest and funniest girl you'll ever meet.

She's basically God and if you get to have Raine as you're friend you're extremely lucky!
*Raine walks by in the hallway*

Girl 1: Omg look it's Raine!

Girl 2: Ahh I wish I looked like her.

Girl 1: Same. She's so beautiful...
by Frog girl:) December 10, 2021
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