Queef

An expulsion of air from a vagina. Something that is disgusting and definitely not funny.

Timo thinks that queefs are funny. He is wrong. Just like he was about selfies.

by Batmannotdave June 24, 2015

queafy wonton

When a man traps a fart bubble in his scrotum and releases it in his partner's face just as he's blowing his load down her throat.

I always eat black beans when I want to give my girl a queafy wonton for lunch.

by Mayhem31 July 2, 2016

butt queef

A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"

"Dude, I just butt queefed"

by Dapoopmasta February 15, 2007

Queefbait

The ultimate word that can be used in any situation.

"Woah dude you queefbaited that downrail"

"I was out badger hunting last night, and when I ran out of queefbait I switched to snot"

"I was riding my bike past this gapper yesterday and he almost queefbaited me right off my 'cycle"

by Curt Hiltunen May 2, 2007

Queef

when u rip a great big out out ur cunt!

PUSSY FART what jenna miller likes to do

by miighgidg March 5, 2003

Queef

you fart out of ur fucking pussy!

I queefed in my friends mouth

by QueefMaster March 3, 2003

queef

a vaginal release of gas.

Travis--*after inner-course* what was that?

Sara--...I queefed.

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiisaih January 30, 2007