Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Cock Pocket

1. A way to describe a condom

2. A way to describe a very sexually active girl - that may be referred to as a slag or slut.

1. Got a cock pocket i could use?

2. I bet she's a right dirty cock pocket. Got some diseases in the lining.

by Dannnnnnnnnn August 1, 2007

Dropped Your Pocket

This is a ploy to make a person look at their pockets ,funny as hell and anyone can play

Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says

Hey are you Jims dad ?

Man says-Yeah

Kid says- You dropped your pocket .

Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.

by troubleddemon March 12, 2010

Pocket Nig

A black gentleman who lives within someones pocket.

That black fellow who was living in my pocket was a pocket nig.

by Pecknasty December 14, 2007

queer pockets

Originated from the character "Teabag" from the TV series Prison Break who would have his prison yard "bitch" follow him around hanging from the inner pocket sleeves of his pants.

This term refers to a male who claims to be straight but exhibits obvious traits of homosexuality and femininity.

Seriously man... your queer pockets are showing.

Could his queer pockets be anymore obvious!?

He carries make-up in his queer pockets.

by I.J. September 9, 2008