Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Zucker Punch

/ verb/

The act of being reported by a Facebook user and banned from Facebook for violating the Community Standards with a post. Especially applicable when the Facebook Standards had not been violated WRT said post.

"Why TF am I banned!? I didn't even say anything that bad! I've seen a LOT worse on Facebook!"

"Dude, sounds like you got Zucker Punched. I wonder what thin-skinned mouth breather you pissed off?"

by dougesoul April 21, 2017

Tinkerbell Punch

When one punches a lady in the breast region. Often for reasons of malice and annoyance, and leading to a slight discomfort in the nipple area.

"Susan is such a bitch, she tinkerbell punched me the other day for calling her sister a slut. My nips hurt like hell!"

by Bdarnz May 5, 2014

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

spencer punch

the definition of awesome

cool spencer punch

by Tanslam November 18, 2013

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016