Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Tesla Punch

The punch buggy game but the participants punch each other on the arm upon first sight of a Tesla and yell out the color of the tesla

“I hate playing tesla punch with you. You always punch too hard.”

by Bus-words January 9, 2022

punch a radio

A phrase to describe pure anger over a small thing, mostly used while in a car

After discussing selzer water and Disney princesses Carrie got so mad she could punch a radio

by Carolpuddinpop June 18, 2018

Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018

QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.

Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?

by GHIEY June 14, 2018

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023