Post-Valentine 

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.

Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before

Post-Valentine by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010

post whore 

One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.

6 quite being a post whore.

post whore by Blake June 8, 2003

post-emo kid 

A person (usually a "normal" teenager) who complains, rants and bitches about how much emo kids ae "fags", "homos" and "cutters" that he or she begins to sound like one themself

post-emo kid: UGH!!! I HATE EMOS SO MUCH (carries on for half an hour)

post-emo kid by defender of peace July 23, 2006

Post-Modernist 

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

Post-Modernist by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2

Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by Sky September 13, 2007

Post Whore 

1. Chris (i.e. RandomizeR)
2. Someone who copies and pastes information to gain post count.
3. Someone who needs a life and spends too much time on forums.
4. Spends so much time on said forums they end up filling the recent post bar with their name.

RandomizeR and GuywithHat, but mostly RandomizeR

RandomizeR posted usuless nonscense in every thread. He must be a post whore.

Post Whore by Not France July 31, 2006

post whore 

Post Whore was originally created by 2TUM. It was originally a term to describe a person who posted quickly and in many threads of a Message Board. In most cases, the post whore had a high-speed internet access and could post more often before posters of the dial-up speed because of their long wait for pages to load up.

Post whore is now associated with someone who posts mindless posts on a Message Board, barely adding anything to the conversation if even that. Most cases, it's a short one sentence post or even just a single emoticon.

Quit spamming the boards, you post whore!

post whore by Tom Toner February 3, 2004