Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.

Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.

by O.U.8.me. November 30, 2011

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.

Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina

by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

Poon

A combination of the words poor & porn.

Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.

There are so many people bothering me on the street for no apparent reason. I think they watch poon

by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021