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Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
by Troy C. June 11, 2006
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Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.
You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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Pringle Pocket

A Pringle Pocket is a Pringle can but you can use it for your on self-pleasure. Many people in different countries love using a Pringle Pocket. It is a fairly cheap and long lasting.
Person 1: Im going to use my "Pringle Pocket".

Person 2: You are so weird.
by BlackObama March 5, 2022
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Friendship Pocket

The act of friend zoning someone you are attracted to in with hopes that they'll be attracted to you when you're more interested in a relationship.
I put Alisa in my friendship pocket because she's cute, but I'm kinda happy being single right now.

Friendship Pocketing Alanna when you are dating Candace is kinda sleazy dude.
by OverAster April 21, 2019
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