Dion Phaneuf

An NHL hockey player who plays for the Calgary Flames. He is a Defence man. He kicks ass. he checks A lot of people, Fights a lot, And still manages to score goals. he wears number 4 and is the future of the flames.

Christian: "yo rick did you see Dion Phaneufs Check on Saku Koivu Last night"?
Rick: "damn Straight"

by FUZZCCF March 7, 2009

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

phone rape

To complulsive need to call, leave voicemails, and text message the same person without getting a response. Usually, drunk.

He wouldn't answer the phone, so I went past the drunk-dial and straight into the phone rape.

by theBERTRAND November 13, 2006

phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.

"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."

by deeceeo October 14, 2004

phone thuggin

To aggressively pursue contact with another individual via telephone

yo, why you gotta be phone thuggin me son?

by Ferd Tergurssen March 25, 2008

Gartic Phone

An excuse to be racist with your friends

"Hey bro, wanna play Gartic Phone?"

by anonymous February 14, 2022

phone nazi

A guy that walks around the gym in dolphins looking for cell phone users.

Hey "girls get off that cell phone and burn 350 calories"cuz I'm the phone nazi!

by Lynn James March 19, 2008