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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!
Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass
Twitter: @ItsFlexClass
Thx!
by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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A very skilled lawyer with a passion for ladies. He is a must have when you need someone after an injury that wasn’t your fault
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1. The study or pursuit of a hedonistic, laid-back or lazy approach to life.
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4. Rejection of inhibiting cultural and societal norms as a means to have fun and relax.
1. The study or pursuit of a hedonistic, laid-back or lazy approach to life.
2. The belief in a minimalistic, easy, care-free way of living as fundamentally important.
3. The inability or resistance to the concepts of work, money and structure
4. Rejection of inhibiting cultural and societal norms as a means to have fun and relax.
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