Penis-Sack

An extra flap of skin hanging off of the penis possibly containing puss.

Scott has a penis-sack.

by Leagerlog May 4, 2009

speed penis

A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.

Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.

"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."

"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."

by TheCocksman February 29, 2008

Penis Rod

A "Penis Rod" is usually a male who is a constant irritation of sorts. This term can be applied to anyone that has a severe problem with being a consistant annoyance.

Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )

The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!

(While playing Halo 2) Those Elite alien bastards are being complete Penis Rod's throwing all those grenades !!!!!!!!

or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 26, 2006

Bieber Penis

Male genitalia of rather small size, being three inches or shorter, resembling that of the eternally pre-pubescent Justin Bieber, and the large majority of his male fans.

"You know what would suck?"
"What?"
"Finding out a dude has a Bieber penis."

by Tubaballoon May 8, 2010

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

Penis Size

The size, length and girth, of a man’s reproductive organ. The most recent study conducted by urologists showed that average penis size is 5.2 inches.

He used a tape measure to see what his penis size was.

by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

Penis Curtain

A derogatory word for a foreskin

1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"

2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"

by John Paul Remey July 20, 2010