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Toasted

Dude I was so Toasted last night
by Mupreme June 15, 2017
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Toast

Literally "tits on a stick"; a skinny girl with very large breasts
"Dude did you see that girl in the red dress?"
"Yeah man, toast."
by BrilloPad February 17, 2014
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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sleepy toast

Sleepy toast is not a toast, it's the memory foam product feels comfy while we pressing it. It feels like toast, slowly rebounding, sweet and soft.
I love the sleepy toast memory foam pillows.
by Anji Lee November 24, 2021
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Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
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Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Toasted Head

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
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