I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

Omg I'm dum-

When ur really dum and wanted to search it on Urban Dictionary (ﾉ*･ω･)ﾉ

Omg I'm dum-
Wait-
why won't I just search it on Urban Dictionary? 😃

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? August 29, 2021

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob

Hi I'm cool like you are

by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022

I'm fed up

A term used to describe that someone is sick and tired of anyone's shit.

Guy 1: JOE MAMA IS SO FAT, UGLY, AND STUPID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: OH MY GOD! I'M FED UP WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022