bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

lock key

A lock key is someone basically rejects other people from you they want u all to there self.

Ayy girl you wanna go out .NOO she may not .your such a lock key

by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

the f3 key

no one uses it... raise awareness

wow, I can't believe you use the f3 key it's so useless

by pejrejfesekdc msqaz , August 8, 2018