i'm all day

your a dominant force

Jamal: I'm all day.
Mike: Your only joking.
Jamal: Come again?
Mike: As you would be, I guess.

by Jamal Day October 12, 2008

i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now

by Adam Nic October 9, 2018

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

Badabumbumbum I'm Lovin It

The McDonald's slogan

*watching youtube*

Advertisement: Badabumbumbum I'm lovin it!

by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.

Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)

by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021