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Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
by Kugeln May 6, 2020
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"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"
by LunarLucario August 26, 2017
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number

The band played some of their best numbers at the concert
by motorjack November 3, 2022
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Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!
I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!
by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021
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Mizuki’s number 1 fan

Mizukicuteclothes is mizuki’s number 1 fan
Mizukicuteclothes: I am Mizuki’s number 1 fan:3
Mizuki: That you are:3
by mafuarrow March 30, 2025
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dumbar number

The dumbar number is the number of participants in a conversation beyond which it becomes counter-productive.

The number is unique to every conversation. Some conversations have a dumbar number of 5 while some can go up to double digits depending on the mental stability, social intelligence and epistemic humility of the speakers.

Not to be confused with Dunbar’s number, which is the maximum number of social relationships a person has the cognitive capacity to maintain. So while Dunbar’s number poses a challenge to scaling trust and social cohesion in increasingly large groups, the dumbar number poses a challenge to scaling rational discourse in increasingly large conversations.
I’m leaving, this conversation is way past the dumbar number.

You’re so dumb, you lower any conversation’s dumbar number to one by joining it.

Man, I wish we had social media that increased the dumbar number across the board.
by dumbar November 12, 2023
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