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Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
by Troy C. June 11, 2006
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Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina
Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket
by QueenNikola June 16, 2021
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Pocket Running

To Rob everything from someone’s pockets and steal their wallet, phone, keys , weed.
Aiden Spagnoulo’s Dad is a pocket running expert
by Pocket Running April 8, 2021
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Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)
Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!
by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012
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