Nut Pass

An invalid item for the annual challenge No Nut November It has become invalid because it’s fucking gay

Guy 1: Hey do you have a nut pass I can borrow?
Guy 2: No because that’s gay lib

by LittleNig69 November 2, 2019

nut knuckle

n. slang 1. When a man pulls his ball sack and one nut out of his unzipped pants, making sure to sqeeze the skin behind the nut to it's bulbous glory. Said nut knuckle is usually pulled out to an unsuspecting participation as a humiliating joke.

Hey mike look at my finger I think i cut it. *pulls out the nut knuckle as mike turns to look*

*mike sees the knuckle and is in stuper*

Fuck off you nut knuckler!

by Necremis December 16, 2005

dumb nut

its a cross between dumb and nut. a freaktard, retard or plain stupid guy.

"ces is a dumb nut!" - quan

by d q master June 27, 2005

spice nut

(Noun) A term of endearment used for those moments when your loved one is behaving in a kooky, crazy, strange, or funny manner. Derived from the word "nutty" which has similar meanings.

"KiKi! You crack me up! You are such a spice nut!"
"KiKi- why did you put the peanut butter in the refridgerator? You are such a spice nut!"
"Hey, spice nut! What's up with those crazy glasses?"

by KiKiBear December 12, 2008

Nut-riding

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.

"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."

by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008

nut whiplash

it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain

guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*

by kyle mueller March 10, 2007

Nut Broth

A man's semen.

I heard Johnny gave Sally some Nut Broth last night to go with her Pube Salad.

by Kimbeaux Slice November 3, 2010