shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.

by Mantaray22 February 3, 2018

visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

Chicken biscuits

A word Leylonie Jones will use whenever and wherever she wants...simple

Or sometimes replacements of cuss words

What the chicken biscuits.

Jayden:Hey Ley!
Leylonie:Chicken biscuits 💜

by Arias September 12, 2018

chew biscuit

Chew biscuit is another term for a dip or pinch of chewing tobacco.

In other terms, a 'biscuit' is the shortened term for a dip.
The 'biscuit' or chew goes into the lower or upper lip of the mouth which is also known as the 'basket'.

Example: "Hey man, wanna have a chew biscuit with me?"
"I could really go for a biscuit right now."

Example: "I'm just throwing a biscuit in the basket" meaning that you are throwing a dip of chewing tobacco into your lip.

by jzinger December 13, 2013

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014