Two strongmen competitors injecting steroids into each others asses while sticking their dicks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. This is all done inside of a 1964 Chevelle while Lil' Jon's "Get Low" and Devo's "Whip It" play simultaneously. This usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on Oxycontin with Vick's Vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others ass.
Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010
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Similar to new money.
Similar to new money.
"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
by speaks4 April 2, 2008
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Ex. 1.) Yeah, I know that anus muncher.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
by John P. Oliver April 6, 2010
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A bunch of lame, american cars that are grossly over-rated in the US. The only selling features are that they have such terrible fuel inefficientcy that 35 minutes of racing will drain the entire tank- and that's on a good day.
They are revered among idiots who only have the balls to race against idiots in civics in the US. The typical muscle car has such poor suspension that your spine will need surgery if you take it off a flat road for ten minutes. They are noisy, but not a nice, purring noise. More like the noise you get when you fart underwater.
For the most part, they are really ugly. The typical muscle car fan/designer thinks that being big will divert the atention to the featureless junk that is the chassis. The chassis will typically crumple like the French army in any accident, despite the car being heavier than the arguements against buying it. The muscle car is typical of the stereotyped american car, in that it is large, badly designed, poorly put toghether (with glue), drinks the engine dry in minutes ,over-priced, an engine that is so ridiculous it should be destroyed, heavy and being an all-out joke of a machine.
The typical owner will claim it is good, because it can chase off a few ricers. But of course, a car costing half is usually shit outta luck anyway.
But then put any muscle car against british beef, german efficiency, Italian Speed-machines or any other european cars in THE SAME PRICE RANGE and any muscle car will be torn a new asshole.
A bunch of lame, american cars that are grossly over-rated in the US. The only selling features are that they have such terrible fuel inefficientcy that 35 minutes of racing will drain the entire tank- and that's on a good day.
They are revered among idiots who only have the balls to race against idiots in civics in the US. The typical muscle car has such poor suspension that your spine will need surgery if you take it off a flat road for ten minutes. They are noisy, but not a nice, purring noise. More like the noise you get when you fart underwater.
For the most part, they are really ugly. The typical muscle car fan/designer thinks that being big will divert the atention to the featureless junk that is the chassis. The chassis will typically crumple like the French army in any accident, despite the car being heavier than the arguements against buying it. The muscle car is typical of the stereotyped american car, in that it is large, badly designed, poorly put toghether (with glue), drinks the engine dry in minutes ,over-priced, an engine that is so ridiculous it should be destroyed, heavy and being an all-out joke of a machine.
The typical owner will claim it is good, because it can chase off a few ricers. But of course, a car costing half is usually shit outta luck anyway.
But then put any muscle car against british beef, german efficiency, Italian Speed-machines or any other european cars in THE SAME PRICE RANGE and any muscle car will be torn a new asshole.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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