the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.
Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
by hi2224 November 10, 2010
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Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.
you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"
Rachel: reply's "maybe"
you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
Rachel: reply's "maybe"
you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
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Get the blueberry muffin mug.A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009
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