customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

Water bottle machine gun

a water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months

by Arkimist February 1, 2021

Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021

emilo 1 tap washing machine

when you hit a 1 tap in csgo or some shit

person 1: yooooooo i just hit a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice!!!111!!!

by mariusballs13 November 20, 2021

ge0rges_vending_machine

¹ Ge0rges_vending_machine is a George, George's can be very wild at times. However this George (although ze can be in a silly goofy mood at times 🤪) is very respectful: George is very cool.

² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)

³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.

⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.

¹ "ge0rges_vending_machine is a cool man" Said Manley "I agree, a very cool man" replied Mark.

² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.

³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.

⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍

by TOTALLY NOT AN ALIEN September 4, 2021