Moronetard

A combination of the words "moron" and "retard" used when one becomes confused by the stupid actions of another and can't remember either word individually. Also, a word used when one of the words by itself doesn't cover the level of idiocy.

Person 1: "Did you seriously just call your teacher 'mommy'?
Person 2: "Yeah...I didn't mean to."
Person 1: "You're such a moronetard!"

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

morison

A African guy with a small penis

FIFi is such a Morison

by Taylor134578 December 6, 2016

Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

meriones

Someone with a huge dick which he can rap it around his legs five times.

Exaple of meriones:Be careful! Merione's dick is coming towards 😱

by Topopitopito April 6, 2017