Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 09, 2021

mike kerr

or Michael Kerr!
Vocalist and Bassist in the British Rock band, Royal Blood(since 2013) along with drummer Benjamin/Ben thatcher.
Plays the bass with a really unique style.
He plays the fender semi-hollow starcaster bass and nobody knows what effects he uses as he refuses to say
Mike never talks about the weather.
He has a funny personality.
In February 2021 Mike has become alcohol-free for 2 years!
Royal blood's songs are really interesting to listen to.
their latest album is being released in April 2021 called Typhoons before they announced this they had released 2 singles, troubles coming (October 2020) and typhoons (January 2021)

Radio X: And here's Little monster by royal blood! what a banger tune!
Me: That's my favourite song!!! Ben thatcher and Mike kerr sure do know how to make amazing songs

by Im_not_funny_sorry March 02, 2021

mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 March 13, 2017

mike mccarthy

Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season

That move was very Mike McCarthy.

by Vldub November 21, 2018

mike and deb

Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.

Mike and Deb will use you until your dry and move onto the next, save yourself before it's too late

by Noddine May 24, 2017

Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 11, 2022