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Michael Mah

A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.
I wanna fuck Michael Mah!

Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!

Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!
by anteaterrrrr December 6, 2010
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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Cobra (Michael Jackson)

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!
by Keeper of the Cobra July 27, 2010
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five star Michelin

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion
by bangchansmissingsock August 26, 2020
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Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.
Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here
by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018
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Michael Jackson

Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?
by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017
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Michael Gove

Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S
Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's
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