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Meaningful and Purposeful

Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...
Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap
Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023
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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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Meaningful

Meaning = The point
Ful = Completely

Meaningful is actually The point completely.
Meaningful end to a terrific story!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
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Making a stinky

by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023
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